Just Joking... kind of?
January 26th 2010 06:24
This blog, "Anything or Everything?" was created for the sheer purpose of randomness. As the name of the blog may denote, there won't be any sort of pattern for my blogs. Sometimes I'll talk about a LOLcat, a movie, a book, a fruit... a ... person? Perhaps a monkey next to a person? I don't know, so don't have any expectations. So to start things off, here are a couple of Chuck Norris jokes I stole from my friends:
1) At the beginning of time, there was God and Chuck Norris. Now you don't see God anymore, do you?
2) There was a terrible day when three people died at the same time and rose to heaven. They were Chuck Norris, Rocky Balboa and Ghandi. They walked until they saw God himself sitting on a chair. God spoke: "Right here next to me is another chair. One of you will have the honor of sitting next to the chair of God. Which of you three will it be?"
Ghandi answered first, "I shall. After all, I have lived a great life, influencing peace for all humans"
Rocky countered, "Hey yo, what are you talking about? I was one of the greatest boxers of all time, you know? I should get that chair, you know?"
Finally Chuck Norris spoke, "Hey, get God, get out of my seat."
3) Chuck Norris once touched a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
4) While walking down a path, a blind man once accidentally stepped on Chuck Norris' foot. Shocked that someone would do such a thing, Chuck asked, "Don't you know who I am?" Suddenly, the blind man could see. Just being in Chuck's presence was enough to give him the gift of sight. The first thing he saw? Chuck Norris' foot roundhouse kicking his face. He lost his vision again after the kick.
5) If you look in the back of the rule book, it says that if you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, you automatically win. Forever.
6) Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
7) Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Well that's all for today. If you would like to see me blog about something, please write it in the comments below. Because honestly, I have no idea where I'm going with this blog.
The Great Chuck Norris
1) At the beginning of time, there was God and Chuck Norris. Now you don't see God anymore, do you?
2) There was a terrible day when three people died at the same time and rose to heaven. They were Chuck Norris, Rocky Balboa and Ghandi. They walked until they saw God himself sitting on a chair. God spoke: "Right here next to me is another chair. One of you will have the honor of sitting next to the chair of God. Which of you three will it be?"
Ghandi answered first, "I shall. After all, I have lived a great life, influencing peace for all humans"
Rocky countered, "Hey yo, what are you talking about? I was one of the greatest boxers of all time, you know? I should get that chair, you know?"
Finally Chuck Norris spoke, "Hey, get God, get out of my seat."
3) Chuck Norris once touched a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
4) While walking down a path, a blind man once accidentally stepped on Chuck Norris' foot. Shocked that someone would do such a thing, Chuck asked, "Don't you know who I am?" Suddenly, the blind man could see. Just being in Chuck's presence was enough to give him the gift of sight. The first thing he saw? Chuck Norris' foot roundhouse kicking his face. He lost his vision again after the kick.
5) If you look in the back of the rule book, it says that if you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, you automatically win. Forever.
6) Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
7) Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Well that's all for today. If you would like to see me blog about something, please write it in the comments below. Because honestly, I have no idea where I'm going with this blog.
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